﻿{"id":10479,"date":"2017-08-24T08:41:50","date_gmt":"2017-08-24T06:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/?p=10479"},"modified":"2017-08-24T11:07:16","modified_gmt":"2017-08-24T09:07:16","slug":"mesdames-messieurs-cest-votre-conducteur-qui-vous-parle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/mesdames-messieurs-cest-votre-conducteur-qui-vous-parle\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab\u00a0Mesdames, messieurs, c&rsquo;est votre conducteur qui vous parle&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--Ads0--><div dir=\"auto\">Incroyable, entendu dans le train ce matin: \u00ab\u00a0vous avez pris place \u00e0 bord du TER 862552, il est 8h34, nous roulons actuellement \u00e0 120km\/h. Les conditions de circulation sont bonnes, tous les signaux sont au vert ; il n&rsquo;y a aucune raison que l&rsquo;on arrive en retard!\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Trop fort, on en plus en TER mais en avion! Si au moins c&rsquo;\u00e9tait vrai&#8230; Que l&rsquo;on arrive \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure \u00e0 destination!<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Bon voyage -FL-<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Incroyable, entendu dans le train ce matin: \u00ab\u00a0vous avez pris place \u00e0 bord du TER 862552, il est 8h34, nous roulons actuellement \u00e0 120km\/h. Les&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7998,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10482,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10479\/revisions\/10482"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}