﻿{"id":2429,"date":"2014-07-17T13:21:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T11:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/jsuis-pas-bien-portant\/"},"modified":"2014-07-17T13:21:00","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T11:21:00","slug":"jsuis-pas-bien-portant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/jsuis-pas-bien-portant\/","title":{"rendered":"J&rsquo;suis pas bien portant"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">J&#8217;ai le rail qui s&#8217;dilate<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">L&#8217;aiguillage enneig\u00e9<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">Et Les roues qui d\u00e9rapent<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">Les toilettes qui se bouchent<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">Les portes qui&nbsp; se coincent<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">Et La clim en surchauffe<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">Des wagons surcharg\u00e9s<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">La loco qu&#8217;est en panne<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">Et des trains bien trop court<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\"><o:p>&nbsp;<\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">Ah mon Dieu, qu&#8217;c&#8217;est emb\u00eatant d&#8217;\u00eatre un train SNCF!<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt\">Ah mon Dieu, qu&#8217;c&#8217;est emb\u00eatant d&#8217;\u00eatre client&nbsp; SNCF&nbsp;!<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p><o:p>&nbsp;<\/o:p><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&#8217;ai le rail qui s&#8217;dilate L&#8217;aiguillage enneig\u00e9 Et Les roues qui d\u00e9rapent Les toilettes qui se bouchent Les portes qui&nbsp; se coincent Et La clim&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paris-chartres.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}